Name's Kaylea Birthday is August 28th. Sup? Anyway, this blog isn't really anything. Plain shit actually. So if you follow me, thanks for sticking through it with me. :D I don't really have a point to this blog. It's full of humor, sex, lesbians, music, and feminism. Oh yeah and that girl, Hannah, yeah she's mine. femme-wasteland.tumblr.com so back the fuck off. But otherwise it's depressing shit. KTHNXBAI RAVE HARD BITCHES
~ Tuesday, May 7 ~
I’m laughing so hard this girl put gum on her teeth to make them look white
people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp
People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead
People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’
finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all night
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
There is a website with all of the graffiti
apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class